I kid. I kid. Also, half naked and making out with a cute guy would be nice. Don’t judge.
Instead, we’re having a Halloween party at work and then I’m going to Chipotle for my $3 burrito. Oh, and if you’re a kid, or you happen to have a kid, there are several places willing to give food away to tiny humans on Halloween. I’ll try to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas and I’ll certainly watch American Horror Story since it is being recorded tonight.