Top 10 Reasons Running Is Better Than Sex

I posted this list in April 2010, but I thought it was a good time to share it again. Enjoy.

The Top 10 Reasons Running Is Better Than Sex. 
10. No one judges you for having multiple partners
9. Everyone is willing to talk about new techniques
8. You don’t need to click “I’m 18” to get into the websites
7. You won’t get arrested for involving your pet
6. It’s impressive when older people stay involved
5. It’s considered better to finish faster
4. A group of strangers gather around to cheer you on for a strong finish
3. Finisher medals
2. I don’t have to live in WV to run with my Mom
 and the # 1 reason running is better than sex…
1. No one ever became pregnant after running without protection

What items would you add to the list?

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